best moralorel quotes

"hunting dogs are natures rabits"

"Look,Samson, crack! Hooray!"

"Shut up Jesus"

everythings fine

"Only good little boys like me, Shapey, and your mom go to church."
~ Clay, Grounded episode

sex should only be face to face man on top

"If men married men, and women married women; we'd give birth to nothing but fairy sexuals."
~ Bloberta, Nature Pt. 2

Doughy: Hey Orel, what'd you get for number 7 on the anatomy test?

Orel: Evil.

Doughy: Oh, of course

**Elemental Orel**

"Hmm, he's not supposed to dead for that long."
~ Dr. Potterswheel, Grounded

"Kids you beat up will come and go but friends are forever"
-Clay Puppington
not only best quote but best moral clay has ever said in my opinion

"90% of the time I'm not even responsible for my own actions"
-Clay Puppington
"What if you quit drinking?"
-Principal Fakey
"Yea What if?"
-Clay Puppington

"you broke a lot of records today Orel especially all of them"
-Stopframe
"Really"
-Orel
"Your not worshiping Satan are you?"
-Stopframe

"I wouldn't want to waste it thats a sin"
-Orel
"believe me sinning is there to waste"
-Camp Counselor
"I don't know Sinning is bad"
-Orel

"In your age seldom due,Its called stupidity and its a very natural thing"
-Clay Puppington

"but I hate hurt ball, cant we play something nice, like hug ball?"- Doughy

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